Two Hips and a Square

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        The show in one line

        Two brothers play Overwatch with whoever fills the third seat. Between matches, and when one of us is dead, we talk about people, cruises, and how to be less of an idiot. We roast each other the whole way.

        Hips = the two of us. Square = the third seat, a rotating friend. The name stays.

        How a break works

        1. Queue timer under two minutes: take a Quick topic. One question, two hot takes, one ruling, done.
        2. Long queue: take a Deep topic. It can carry across breaks. When the match loads mid-thought, tap Come back and pick it up after.
        3. Three-break limit: a Deep topic gets three breaks, then we give it a ruling and move on. If it's still cooking, it becomes its own episode.
        4. End on a ruling: one line that settles it ("Ruling: the elevator door is holdable for exactly one Abby"). Rulings are the clips.
        5. Dead cam: whoever dies asks the other a one-line lightning question. No answering until you're safe.

        Recurring segments

        Side Thought of the Night

        Jonathan reads one thought from his notebook out loud. Dan gets first reaction, no warm-up.

        The Ruling

        Settle one dumb debate per stream. Keep a running list of rulings as show lore.

        Square's Take

        Ask the third seat the same question you two just argued. They're the tiebreaker.

        Throw of the Night

        Last break of the night: each host nominates his own worst play, never a teammate's.

        House rules

        • No slurs. None, not even quoted or as a joke.
        • Punch up, not down. Roast each other, yourselves, the devs and the meta. Leave out anyone with less power than you.
        • Mad at the play, not the person. "That dive was criminal" works. Insulting the player doesn't.
        • Generally be kind. Cursing is fine. Cruelty isn't.
        • Randoms stay anonymous. No teammates' or enemies' gamertags on stream. Keep game voice chat out of the stream mix unless everyone in it knows they're being recorded.
        • Real people in stories get a nickname. Strangers from a cruise are "a family on deck 8", not a name.
        • Either host can call "tap out" on a topic, no explanation owed. Move on without comment.
        • Stories about substances, sure. Using them on camera, no. Twitch's rules and state law don't care that it's funny.

        Format and length

        • Session: 90 to 120 minutes, same nights every week. A predictable schedule builds an audience faster than long streams do.
        • Where: live on Twitch, with Discord as the hangout. After each stream, clip three Rulings as Shorts, TikToks or Reels.
        • Stay recording-only until: you've done five sessions and you'd both happily watch the clips. That's when you promote.

        Branding ideas

        • Logo: two circles and a square, sitting like party slots on a team screen. Orange for the hips, teal for the square. It's the mark at the top of this page.
        • Taglines: "Dead or in queue, we're talking." · "Two hips, one square, zero game sense." · "Sharing is caring, even the throws."
        • Handle: grab one handle, like twohipsandasquare, on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok and Discord together, so nobody else gets it on one of them.